men & women????

cuoilenbannhe

Men's English:

"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired" = I'm tired.

"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have
sex with you.

"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have
sex with you.

"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex
with you.

"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with
you.

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle
you.

"What's wrong?" = I don't see why your making such a big deal
about this.

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological
trauma are you going through now?

"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

"I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex?

"I love you." = Let's have sex now.

"I love you, too." = Okay, I said it... we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better
before.

"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't
look that much different!

"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing you that I
am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.

"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have
sex with other guys.

(while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any freakin'
dress and let's go home!

"I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together." = I
am gay.

                                Women's English:

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by
now.

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.

We need to talk = I need to complain.

Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about?

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and
wallpaper.....

Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really
not going to like.

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good
game on TV.

Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]

Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him
until he falls asleep.

I'm not yelling! = Yes, I am yelling because I think this is
Important.

The same old thing = Nothing

Nothing = Everything

Everything = My PMS is acting up.

Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole.

Xoài

1 số câu không dịch được :((

daibangxuongdat

chữ to quá, chịu, dickj mãi không được

̶B̶̶l̶̶a̶̶c̶̶k̶

Bài này hay đó chị

penghialo

góc học tập mà post cái nì sao? hiểm thật

cuoilenbannhe

Hehe. Vẫn học mà. Pé fải dịch để hiểu đấy thôi. Còn hỉu hết rùi sẽ bít sự khác nhau giữa men & women trog lời nói và hành động mừ!^^! lợi wá còn j!

Mica

Chị có thể dịch hết bài này ra hok ???
Có một số câu em chả hiểu gì hết...

Pluto

Hehe. Vẫn học mà. Pé fải dịch để hiểu đấy thôi. Còn hỉu hết rùi sẽ bít sự khác nhau giữa men & women trog lời nói và hành động mừ!^^! lợi wá còn j!
Trích dẫn bài viết của cuoilenbannhe vào lúc 23-6-2009 05:25

                               
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Hì hì,đơn giản là.Phụ nữ nói có là không.Mà đàn ông đòi ăn tối là mún...............Cười chết mất .

p3tjt.yb

dịch được 1 ít ;((...................

Ljnhc4t

Con gái Nói Yes là No.......Con trai nói NO là Con Gái Giết đó